From b7e6cbe8ca25c019a404999cd4921f7ac61cd769 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: erik <erik@thauvin.net>
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 2015 12:54:58 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Changed Quote module to Joke, using the Internet Chuck Norris
 Database.

---
 mobibot.iws                                   | 288 +++++++-----------
 .../net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Commands.java    |  10 +-
 .../erik/mobibot/{Quote.java => Joke.java}    |  20 +-
 .../net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Mobibot.java     |  18 +-
 4 files changed, 138 insertions(+), 198 deletions(-)
 rename src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/{Quote.java => Joke.java} (80%)

diff --git a/mobibot.iws b/mobibot.iws
index 142310f..8f5dd81 100644
--- a/mobibot.iws
+++ b/mobibot.iws
@@ -34,13 +34,10 @@
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+      <change type="MOVED" beforePath="K:\java\mobibot\src\main\java\net\thauvin\erik\mobibot\Quote.java" afterPath="$PROJECT_DIR$/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Joke.java" />
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-            <element signature="e#3321#3322#0" expanded="false" />
-            <element signature="e#3344#3345#0" expanded="false" />
-          </folding>
-        </state>
-      </provider>
-    </entry>
-    <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Commands.java">
-      <provider selected="true" editor-type-id="text-editor">
-        <state vertical-scroll-proportion="0.0">
-          <caret line="87" column="80" selection-start-line="87" selection-start-column="47" selection-end-line="87" selection-end-column="47" />
-          <folding>
-            <element signature="e#0#5577#0" expanded="true" />
-          </folding>
+          <folding />
         </state>
       </provider>
     </entry>
@@ -3026,18 +2945,10 @@
         </state>
       </provider>
     </entry>
-    <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Mobibot.java">
-      <provider selected="true" editor-type-id="text-editor">
-        <state vertical-scroll-proportion="-16.034483">
-          <caret line="1214" column="139" selection-start-line="1214" selection-start-column="139" selection-end-line="1214" selection-end-column="139" />
-          <folding />
-        </state>
-      </provider>
-    </entry>
     <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/properties/mobibot.properties">
       <provider selected="true" editor-type-id="text-editor">
         <state vertical-scroll-proportion="0.0">
-          <caret line="18" column="17" selection-start-line="18" selection-start-column="16" selection-end-line="18" selection-end-column="16" />
+          <caret line="18" column="16" selection-start-line="18" selection-start-column="16" selection-end-line="18" selection-end-column="16" />
           <folding />
         </state>
       </provider>
@@ -3045,26 +2956,53 @@
     <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/ReleaseInfo.java">
       <provider selected="true" editor-type-id="text-editor">
         <state vertical-scroll-proportion="0.0">
-          <caret line="112" column="5" selection-start-line="112" selection-start-column="5" selection-end-line="112" selection-end-column="5" />
+          <caret line="49" column="5" selection-start-line="49" selection-start-column="5" selection-end-line="49" selection-end-column="5" />
           <folding>
-            <element signature="e#3167#3168#0" expanded="true" />
-            <element signature="e#3188#3189#0" expanded="true" />
+            <element signature="e#1599#1600#0" expanded="true" />
           </folding>
         </state>
       </provider>
     </entry>
+    <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/buildnum.properties">
+      <provider selected="true" editor-type-id="text-editor">
+        <state vertical-scroll-proportion="0.0">
+          <caret line="2" column="16" selection-start-line="2" selection-start-column="16" selection-end-line="2" selection-end-column="16" />
+          <folding />
+        </state>
+      </provider>
+    </entry>
     <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/build.gradle">
       <provider selected="true" editor-type-id="text-editor">
         <state vertical-scroll-proportion="0.0">
-          <caret line="72" column="90" selection-start-line="72" selection-start-column="0" selection-end-line="72" selection-end-column="0" />
+          <caret line="72" column="0" selection-start-line="72" selection-start-column="0" selection-end-line="72" selection-end-column="0" />
           <folding />
         </state>
       </provider>
     </entry>
-    <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/buildnum.properties">
+    <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Commands.java">
       <provider selected="true" editor-type-id="text-editor">
-        <state vertical-scroll-proportion="0.030739672">
-          <caret line="2" column="17" selection-start-line="2" selection-start-column="17" selection-end-line="2" selection-end-column="17" />
+        <state vertical-scroll-proportion="0.0">
+          <caret line="172" column="56" selection-start-line="172" selection-start-column="56" selection-end-line="172" selection-end-column="56" />
+          <folding>
+            <element signature="e#0#5574#0" expanded="true" />
+          </folding>
+        </state>
+      </provider>
+    </entry>
+    <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Mobibot.java">
+      <provider selected="true" editor-type-id="text-editor">
+        <state vertical-scroll-proportion="-13.275862">
+          <caret line="1255" column="40" selection-start-line="1255" selection-start-column="40" selection-end-line="1255" selection-end-column="40" />
+          <folding>
+            <element signature="e#0#68037#0" expanded="true" />
+          </folding>
+        </state>
+      </provider>
+    </entry>
+    <entry file="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Joke.java">
+      <provider selected="true" editor-type-id="text-editor">
+        <state vertical-scroll-proportion="0.554007">
+          <caret line="102" column="91" selection-start-line="102" selection-start-column="91" selection-end-line="102" selection-end-column="91" />
           <folding />
         </state>
       </provider>
diff --git a/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Commands.java b/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Commands.java
index 9d8b08c..3c1a2bc 100644
--- a/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Commands.java
+++ b/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Commands.java
@@ -127,6 +127,11 @@ public class Commands
 	 */
 	public static final String INFO_CMD = "info";
 
+	/**
+	 * The joke command.
+	 */
+	public static final String JOKE_CMD = "joke";
+
 	/**
 	 * The link command.
 	 */
@@ -167,11 +172,6 @@ public class Commands
 	 */
 	public static final String PROPS_ARG = "properties";
 
-	/**
-	 * The quote command.
-	 */
-	public static final String QUOTE_CMD = "quote";
-
 	/**
 	 * The recap command.
 	 */
diff --git a/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Quote.java b/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Joke.java
similarity index 80%
rename from src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Quote.java
rename to src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Joke.java
index 4838d48..bb6776d 100644
--- a/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Quote.java
+++ b/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Joke.java
@@ -42,20 +42,20 @@ import java.net.URL;
 import java.net.URLConnection;
 
 /**
- * Processes the {@link Commands#QUOTE_CMD} command.
+ * Processes the {@link Commands#JOKE_CMD} command.
  *
  * @author <a href="mailto:erik@thauvin.net">Erik C. Thauvin</a>
  * @created 2014-04-20
  * @since 1.0
  */
-public class Quote implements Runnable
+public class Joke implements Runnable
 {
 
 	/**
 	 * The I Heart Quotes URL.
 	 */
-	private static final String QUOTE_URL =
-			"http://www.iheartquotes.com/api/v1/random?format=json&max_lines=1&source=esr+humorix_misc+humorix_stories+joel_on_software+macintosh+math+mav_flame+osp_rules+paul_graham+prog_style+subversion";
+	private static final String JOKE_URL =
+			"http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random";
 
 	/**
 	 * The bot's instance.
@@ -68,25 +68,25 @@ public class Quote implements Runnable
 	private final String sender;
 
 	/**
-	 * Creates a new {@link StockQuote} instance.
+	 * Creates a new {@link Joke} instance.
 	 *
 	 * @param bot The bot's instance.
 	 * @param sender The nick of the person who sent the message.
 	 */
-	public Quote(Mobibot bot, String sender)
+	public Joke(Mobibot bot, String sender)
 	{
 		this.bot = bot;
 		this.sender = sender;
 	}
 
 	/**
-	 * Returns a random quote from <a href="http://iheartquotes.com/">I Heart Quote</a>
+	 * Returns a random joke from <a href="http://www.icndb.com/">The Internet Chuck Norris Database</a>
 	 */
 	public final void run()
 	{
 		try
 		{
-			final URL url = new URL(QUOTE_URL);
+			final URL url = new URL(JOKE_URL);
 			final URLConnection conn = url.openConnection();
 
 			final StringBuilder sb = new StringBuilder();
@@ -100,13 +100,13 @@ public class Quote implements Runnable
 
 			final JSONObject json = new JSONObject(sb.toString());
 
-			bot.send(bot.getChannel(), Colors.CYAN + json.getString("quote") + Colors.CYAN);
+			bot.send(bot.getChannel(), Colors.CYAN + json.getJSONObject("value").get("joke") + Colors.CYAN);
 
 			reader.close();
 		}
 		catch (Exception e)
 		{
-			bot.getLogger().warn("Unable to retrieve random quote.", e);
+			bot.getLogger().warn("Unable to retrieve random joke.", e);
 			bot.send(sender, "An error has occurred: " + e.getMessage());
 		}
 	}
diff --git a/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Mobibot.java b/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Mobibot.java
index c7e510d..d9c3dc3 100644
--- a/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Mobibot.java
+++ b/src/main/java/net/thauvin/erik/mobibot/Mobibot.java
@@ -1126,10 +1126,10 @@ public class Mobibot extends PircBot
 			send(sender, "For a listing of the supported countries:");
 			send(sender, DOUBLE_INDENT + Utils.bold(getNick() + ": " + Commands.TIME_CMD));
 		}
-		else if (lcTopic.endsWith(Commands.QUOTE_CMD))
+		else if (lcTopic.endsWith(Commands.JOKE_CMD))
 		{
-			send(sender, "To retrieve a random quote:");
-			send(sender, DOUBLE_INDENT + Utils.bold(getNick() + ": " + Commands.QUOTE_CMD));
+			send(sender, "To retrieve a random joke:");
+			send(sender, DOUBLE_INDENT + Utils.bold(getNick() + ": " + Commands.JOKE_CMD));
 		}
 		else if (lcTopic.endsWith(Commands.STOCK_CMD))
 		{
@@ -1212,7 +1212,9 @@ public class Mobibot extends PircBot
 			if (lcTopic.endsWith(Commands.CURRENCY_CMD))
 			{
 				send(sender, "For a listing of currency rates:");
-				send(sender, DOUBLE_INDENT + Utils.bold(getNick() + ": " + Commands.CURRENCY_CMD) + ' ' + Commands.CURRENCY_RATES_KEYWORD);
+				send(sender,
+				     DOUBLE_INDENT + Utils.bold(getNick() + ": " + Commands.CURRENCY_CMD) + ' '
+				     + Commands.CURRENCY_RATES_KEYWORD);
 				send(sender, "For a listing of supported currencies:");
 				send(sender, DOUBLE_INDENT + Utils.bold(getNick() + ": " + Commands.CURRENCY_CMD));
 			}
@@ -1251,10 +1253,10 @@ public class Mobibot extends PircBot
 			cmds.add(Commands.GOOGLE_CMD);
 			cmds.add(Commands.IGNORE_CMD);
 			cmds.add(Commands.INFO_CMD);
+			cmds.add(Commands.JOKE_CMD);
 			cmds.add(Commands.LOOKUP_CMD);
 			cmds.add(channel.substring(1));
 			cmds.add(Commands.HELP_POSTING_KEYWORD);
-			cmds.add(Commands.QUOTE_CMD);
 			cmds.add(Commands.RECAP_CMD);
 			cmds.add(Commands.STOCK_CMD);
 			cmds.add(Commands.HELP_TAGS_KEYWORD);
@@ -1795,10 +1797,10 @@ public class Mobibot extends PircBot
 			{
 				stockResponse(sender, args);
 			}
-			// mobibot: quote
-			else if (cmd.startsWith(Commands.QUOTE_CMD))
+			// mobibot: joke
+			else if (cmd.startsWith(Commands.JOKE_CMD))
 			{
-				new Thread(new Quote(this, sender)).start();
+				new Thread(new Joke(this, sender)).start();
 			}
 			// mobibot: calc
 			else if (cmd.startsWith(Commands.CALC_CMD))